If you’re ever in Germany and someone asks you the way to Weener, don’t get too excited: it’s merely a town in the northwest of the country close to the border with the Netherlands. It’s a very old Weener, too – dating right the way back to 951, in fact.
16. Wankers Corner
Who knows what goes on in Oregon’s Wankers Corner. It doesn’t have a post office, but if you need anything you can always pop into Wanker’s Country Store. No, really.
It’s nothing to do with dancing ladies or marijuana, Tittybong. The Australian locality in northwest Victoria is pretty easy to find – all you have to do is head southeast from Wangie and you can’t miss it.